Sunday 26 July 2020

My Dice Hate Me

My ability to fail a crucial morale check or a lose a supposedly unlosable melee has become legendary. Dice are supposed to be randomizers that will give a range of results... But not for me. It's recognised that I consistently underperform when a dice roll is called for, so much so it has become a running joke. Friday's episode of The Quarantined Wargamer I discuss the desperation that a Dice Curse can produce in gamers, and give a few real-world examples of when the dice have let me down. 


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7 comments:

  1. In a recent DBA game my opponent 6:1 me leaving a hole in my line. No problem..reserves to fill the gap. I then threw 5 ones in a row for movement.

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    1. Ouch. The dice definitely had it in for you in that game.

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  2. Welcome to the Club! My dice are so bad that no one in my club will use a dice that I have touched! I am thinking seriously of having my opponents roll my dice for me! Example: An old set of rules - Column, Line $ square that was the rage in the US in the 1960s rolls 2 dice for morale under various circumstances. Something like the British Guard require Snake Eyes to retreat!. In a play of Quatre Bras, I dice for the two Guard units to come on the table! Yup! 2 sets of snake eyes, they retreat off table and are never a factor in the battle! 88 figures that I spent a month one ran from their first battle!

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    1. One of the sure signs of a dice curse is that the dice perform increasingly poorly the more effort you put into painting the figures in question. Its a rule of thumb that is so consistent its almost a law.

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  3. I've not been so unlucky, touch wood. But you recently won the 6 mm Napoleonic game so it's swings and roundabouts. Do try wearing gloves and let us know how you get on.

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    1. I have a nice pair of leather riggers gloves I could use. Hopefully they will be thick enough to insulate my dice from my curse?

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  4. I can vouch for Lee's fragrant disregard for dice!

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