Food around the games table is one of those topics every tabletop wargamer has an opinion on, whether they’ve ever said it aloud or not. Some players swear that a mug of tea and a biscuit elevate the whole experience. Others treat their gaming boards like sacred relics where crumbs must never tread. This blog post accompanies my latest video, where I unpack the whole debate with a mix of humour, experience, and a strong appreciation for well-painted miniatures.
The heart of the conversation is etiquette. For some, snacks are part of the ritual of gaming — they help create a relaxed, social, welcoming atmosphere. Club nights especially tend to become snack-friendly zones, whether through convenience, tradition, or the fact that many are hosted in pubs where the line between “gaming table” and “bar table” is surprisingly thin. A pint and a packet of crisps during a late-night skirmish game is practically a cultural institution in some communities.
But others feel differently. They’ve witnessed spills, greasy fingerprints on tanks, salt scattered across lovingly built terrain, and entire units drowned under toppled drinks. For them, food anywhere near a board is a risk not worth taking. And they’re not wrong — a cup of coffee and a 300-hour painting project are a deeply incompatible pairing.
The setting matters too. Home games can be relaxed; club games depend on local customs; tournaments and conventions demand much stricter rules. No one wants a £500 display board ruined because someone wandered over with a sausage roll.
The video also touches on the playful idea of “tea-and-biscuit generals” and “pie-and-a-pint wargamers.” Do our snack choices reflect our gaming styles? Are these real archetypes or just affectionate myths we tell ourselves? There’s no definitive answer, but exploring these cultural quirks of the hobby is part of the fun.
If you enjoy the social side of the hobby, have strong feelings about crumbs near terrain, or just like hearing wargamers debate the slightly odd things that make our hobby unique, the video linked below is for you. Join the conversation and share your own food-and-wargaming stories — the good, the bad, and the gravy-based.